Hillary Clinton's 100 days
Day 1: Hillary is inaugurated. As she is inaugurated one of the US flags drapsed over the White House entrance falls gently down to the ground. Right wing media refers to this as "poetic".
Day 2: Planned Parenthood officials are invited to the White House in a meeting. They later jointly announce the commencement of partial birth abortions, to be wholly funded by the taxpayer.
Day 3: A terrorist attack kills 73 in California. White House officials are completely silent, to certain media outlets' concern.
Day 4: In the wake of the attack, Hillary Clinton announces new measures to force right-wing media outlets to report "more truth", measures that include a huge tax if a news report is deemed fake by "reliable sources". She says "the measures are desperately needed to get the truth to the American people".
Day 5: Obamacare is officially renamed 'Clintoncare'.
Day 6: A second terror attack occurs in Michigan, a killing 66. Again, White House officials remain si